BWO Chapter 8: At the Adventurer’s ForumPhantasmalMira 6254
A/N: Just looked at the daily rankings and it was 7th…… wow……
T/N: Just tl-ed this chapter and holy there is at least 30 painful names here
【Help the weak】 BWO thread for adventurers use Part 6022 【Strike the strong】
1: Nameless adventurer
This is a special thread only for Break World Online adventurers.
Let’s write freely while keeping in line with the minimum rules.
Previous Thread: http://＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊
> > Please open the next thread at 980
114: Yashakuzu Ichirou
Can’t we stop with that narcissistic title?
Writing in-game is nice but why anonymous
116: Death Metal Band ・ Sekine
Look at the moth using the forum for the first time
117: Explosive Hammer
Though it’s convenient to be able to write directly from the game, it also meant exposing your senseless lame punny names
118: Whale Tank
Always thought about it but is there actually any good Japanese names out there
119: Samurai The Nine
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Isn’t it because all of you are too crazy with being an Isekai reincarnation protagonist that the natives learnt about our Japanese culture
120: Tongue Licking Grizzly
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Don’t be so upset, newbie-san
The thread was inactive at release because of names getting exposed, but now everyone’s participating so it’s A-Ok
That’s why even new adventurers should write without holding back
122: Parry People
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This guy’s name a baldie wwwwwww
TL Note: ぱげ(pa ge) is only one letter different from ハゲ (ha ge) which means bald
123: Blushing Reds
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TL Note: no need to explain grass right?
124: Death Metal Band ・ Ayano
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That name this late in the night is cowardly ww
125: Zipper Hitman ・ Karagee
> > 121
Other names shall bow down when faced with your name
126: Death Metal Band ・ Moriwaki
> > 121
Quickly raise your rank or charge money (600 yen) to change your name
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You guys made fun of me!
Look closely, I’m not a baldie!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa I’m fuming!!!
So I guess you do uphold your openness about writing here huh……
129: Freshwater Gun
Three dudes from Death Metal Band is here
130: Pure Crushing Violence
Maybe I’m interrupting something but something terrible is happening in the starting town now!!
A group of brainwashed people and a crazy streamer is killing all residents and adventurers
Oh? Are you issuing a big earning quest?
132: Scramble ・ Rune
I thought only Puchi Eriko is left in the BWO streaming business?
133: Pure Crushing Violence
It’s not that simple
This is my experience but, a harmless looking girl with super pale skin was at the guild introducing herself wanting to join the guild, but suddenly a bunch of dead zombies came rushing into the building……
I tried to fight back too but I didn’t even realize when the death penalty hit me
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C-rank but so whiny
There should only be at most D-rank quests that can be cleared easily at your skill level in the starting town
So it was just you guys blundered?
136: Pure Crushing Violence
There was no blunder! It wasn’t a quest that came from the auto-quest AI for sure! It must be a player intentionally causing chaos and breaking the balance!
She’s probably still causing mayhem with her skills now, please send any high-ranking reinforcements!
137: Made in mermaid
But there’s the unspoken rule that adventurers above C rank should not enter the starting town so as to not obstruct new growth
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Being a low rank doesn’t mean you should rely on others
But he’s desperate enough to be writing on here, I pity him
Is no one going to help?
140: Please fan yes
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Then the one who brought it up will go, thanks
Currently on the quest to investigate the Four Heavenly Kings of the Demon King army, can’t help
I really want to go help but sorry ♡
142: dokudoku poison dokudokudoku
TL Note: the name here is 毒毒ポイズン毒毒毒, which all means poison…
I’m A-rank, is it possible that I come to help?
Someone like me that has no other talent than covering an entire city in poison?
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Sit there, you will only kill every resident with your poison if you go there
144: Blooming Slash shing shing shing
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We know that you stayed at C-rank because you like to be admired by the newbies despite being a veteran
So, for now, serves you right wwww
145: Pure Crushing Violence
Is there not even one person with kindness here? And here I thought there would be hope while I waited for the respawn!
Why am I blamed when I never did anything wrong……
She’s really out of my league so please anyone
146: Smashing Jain
Then at the very least share the URL of that streamer you said
147: Dark Healer
There’s this RIO person streaming crazy stuff in BWO
That’s a player name that looks like they can stop time
149: Jetblack Heavens Pillar
So that one brain cell wasn’t just bluffing?
150: Seed Gatling
Oi! You guys come look quick!
Somehow there’s a bunch of people deifying a non-adventurer player as 「RIO-sama」 when she just started, she’s also right in the G-Route.
That girl is seriously thinking of killing every adventurer……
151: Spinning Ritual
Logging out just to watch a stream is too bothersome
TL Note: Another pun, Berserker (バーサーカー baa saa kaa) is written with (バー茶ーカー baa cha ka) with the letter replaced meaning tea
Rather than panicking and saying it’s dangerous this and that, it’s important to stay calm and spend a peaceful time leisurely.
TL Note: same as above (A sa ssin) became (A cha ssin), it might also be a reference to Fate
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What a coincidence meeting Berchaker-dono here.
Shall we boast our newest tea set to the dear adventurers here.
154: Seed Gatling
Who cares about senile old men’s dirty tea set!
RIO is already easily killing upper C-rank adventurers, I can’t sleep now worried over my lowly B-rank self
You guys look at the stream and piss yourself too
155: Great Demonic Ogre
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Hee, so you mean you wet yourself already
156: Society Member of Temporary Soldier Party
157: Mad Silence Taste
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The overused line when you just give 0 damn
158: Small-heals Pickled Lady
Oh my? I took a peek for a minute but there was only a really cute girl overflowing with innocence and pureness
Isn’t this just defamation?
159: Sickling Devil
I outdid myself today again
160: Seed Gatling
Why don’t you guys realize that she will target you next!
Everyone will be sucked dry and killed!
――It’s very unfortunate that RIO’s true terror can’t be told through the stream but only through those who have actually experienced it
It’s us adventurers who are unfortunate to not realize that.
For the peace-spoiled adventurers that are lurking in the forum, the time is close for a grave development when the starting town is destroyed by RIO’s evil move.
A/N: I’m very touched everyone is bookmarking and giving upvotes